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Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
Roseanne Barr
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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
Roseanne Barr
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
Roseanne Barr
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I wouldn't say I was a good drink maker, but I was a very good hustler. I'd abuse the customers, yell and scream at them and make them wait. If they put money down on the bar and it wasn't enough, I'd go wait on someone else who was giving me enough money. If they put another five down and I made them wait longer, pretty soon there would be $20 on the bar. Then I'd come over and give them a drink.
Ellen Pompeo
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
Roseanne Barr
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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself
Roseanne
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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
Roseanne Barr
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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
Roseanne Barr
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Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
Roseanne Barr
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Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
Roseanne Barr
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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
Roseanne Barr
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I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold]
Roseanne
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I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.
Roseanne Barr
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
Roseanne Barr
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I thought Roseanne Roseannadanna and I had the same haircut...kind of pyramid-shaped. There was just something about her, and she had my hair! I thought, 'I want to be that when I grow up.'
Maya Rudolph
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
Roseanne Barr Arnold
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
Roseanne Barr
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
Roseanne Barr
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I know how to do anythingI'm a mom
Roseanne Barr
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Roseanne Barr
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