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Roseanne Bar Quotes & Sayings
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Every year, I have to spend another hour working out. Pretty soon I'll be spending eight hours working out just to fit in the costume. I have the feeling that the minute I stop doing the character, boom, Roseanne Barr.
Cassandra Peterson
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There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect
Roseanne Barr
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My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.
Roseanne Barr
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There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.
Roseanne Barr
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I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.
Roseanne Barr
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
Roseanne Barr
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There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect
Roseanne Barr
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Just another girl alone at the bar.
3OH!3
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Seriously like who pee's in a bar?
Snooki
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The bar raises as you go.
William H Macy
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In the back of the car, on the way to the bar.
3OH!3
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Happiness is when you love who you are and you are able to accept yourself and others.
Bar Refaeli
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The year hasn't started yet and it's already been the best I've ever had.
Bar Refaeli
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I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.
Archie Moore
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You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.
Zach Galifianakis
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The bar is called Heaven.
Talking Heads
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If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.
Jessica Cutler
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The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas.
Edward De Bono
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Modeling gave me an opportunity to be someone I'm not each day.
Bar Refaeli
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Well, when I was 13, for my bar mitzvah I received my first typewriter. And that was special.
R L Stine
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