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I can be blunt or I can be honestwhere Ive gotten in trouble is when Im being sarcastic or Im trying to be funny. Its so easy for people to take that and turn it into a literal statement and then make it into a big scandalous news story. But theres no regrets because you learn from everything. I just wish that it was easier for all of us in this industry to be ourselves.
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So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me...on Facebook.
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My s.. life is like a Ferrari...I don't have a Ferrari.
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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You don't like when I get jealous, so you must wanting me to stopping caring about us?
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They say REVENGE is a dish best served cold. They also say REVENGE is sweet. This means, basically REVENGE is ICE-CREAM.
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'Are you mad at me?' Nooooo, I'm actually happy that you broke my heart and hurt me....
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he chances of meeting someone with Barbie's human-scale measurements (36-18-33) is 1 in 100,000. The chances of meeting someone with Ken's is 1 in 50.
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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Shit I hate when skinny people complain how fat they are.
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You know you're awesome when people you don't even know hate you.
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I'm very used to playing the tomboy or the sarcastic cynic. That's my go-to. Playing the vulnerable of a real girl that's in real womanlike situations, where it's romanticized, I'm a little nervous about it.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. So said by the idiot who can't understand it.
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I tend to like very bi...y women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bi...y women.
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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