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I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real shit.
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Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first.
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Sorry I offended you when I called you a bi.... I had no idea you thought it was a secret.
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Another day at work...I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing twister.
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You may hate me for being a sarcastic bi..., but I'm the one who gets exactly what I want while you're still whining about it.
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You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
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I love you is 8 letters...so is bullshit.
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I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.
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I love you and it's getting worse.
Joseph Morris
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Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.
Ritu Ghatourey
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When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days.
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Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
Oscar Wilde
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I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
Hussein Nishah
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Sarcasm: Because screaming at you about how dumb you are and taking a brick and smacking you across the face with it, is considered rude...
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Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! Oh by the way... I was being sarcastic.
Homer Simpson
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I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard.
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You're lesbian? You're not attracted to men...but you're dating girls that looks like men. That makes complete sense!
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They played a Chris Brown marathon on the radio station today. It was hit after hit.
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Oh I'm sorry, I didnt realize that you are an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.
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