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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
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I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
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When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What should I eat, someone else's cake instead?
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SARCASM the body's natural defense against stupidity.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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I can see that you're upset...Maybe you should post about it all over Facebook. That should eliminate any drama.
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem?
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You hate your life? Go post on Facebook about it, that'll help.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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