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Skinny Jeans Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I don't exercise. I'm skinny-fat. I worry about being too skinny.
Kristen Stewart
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I can never be skinny. No matter how hard I try. I can work out all day long and eat lettuce but I cant be skinny.
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I hate when skinny girls are like 'ugh I'm so fat' like be happy you're skinny & stop fishing for compliments?
Unknown
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I'm not fat, I'm just not skinny any more. When I was skinny, I was really unhappy and unhealthy.
Kate Winslet
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44 on my waist, Rick Ross jeans. Ive been faded, stone wash jeans.
Lil Wayne
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I mean, everyone walks into the gym on day one skinny or fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger walked into the gym skinny at 15 or 16, and I was that way, too.
Joe Manganiello
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I hate it when skinny people say they ain't skinny enough.
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For some reason I felt a lot more comfortable with the action stuff this time. Normally I just felt so silly, like even in New Moon I remember starting the fight with Taylor at the end, I just felt like such a moron. I think its the clothes, like youre always wearing such skinny jeans and like a little blazer and a kind of woolen sweater and trying to act like youre tough, and you just know its not going to happen. Now I have little thermal tops and things, and now Im wearing charcoal!
Robert Pattinson
16 Likes
Nike boots and some Levi jeans, Mohawk on the side that's a white boy's thing, I'm spiffy I'm clean, Look at the cuff in my jeans, You're talking proper like king.
Travis Porter
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Yes, some people say to me you're too skinny, but never a skinny person says that to me, only people who could lose a few pounds say that.
Karl Lagerfeld
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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The only thing I change mainly is my sneakers. I love sneakers. But everything's sort of black or jeans. Jeans, always.
Idris Elba
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I'm the girl who will show up in jeans no matter what, but the jeans can get fancier and fancier.
Taylor Schilling
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Shake what you got in them jeans, them jeans. Girl grab the wall, then shake it like a dog.
Master P
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In the city where the skinny ni...s tryin to be the ballers. Ain't no fathers, but the skinny ni...s tryin hit they daughters.
J Cole
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What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be democrats...or skinny.
Steve Martin
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I wear lots of Junk de Luxe sweaters, Cult of Individuality jeans, which are about the best for me and Fiorentini + Baker boots. With fashion I'm good on jeans and boots. Ask me about anything else, and I'll just look at you doe-eyed and not understand what you're talking about.
Stephen Moyer
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If a person wants to limit how much they consume, it's better if you pour into a tall, skinny glass. If as a host you want to limit what people drink, you better use tall, skinny glasses. You will be less likely to pour too much.
Brian Wansink
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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