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Skinny Jeans Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Hmm. I'm still not very good at algebra...I just can't figure out Y.
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
Mitch Hedberg
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
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I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' Their so stupid...
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
Billy Connolly
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I have my life and I will live it. Shut your mouth before I fu.. it Ha, my jokes they will love it.
Kid Cudi
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Im sorry I mistook all our laugh, sweet texts and jokes as you caring. I'll think twice before I waste my time again. But its over now.
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
Amit Verma
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Happy April 1st everyone! May your day be filled with obnoxious practical jokes.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.
Tommy Cooper
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded
George Orwell
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Happiness is finding 500 bucks in the pocket of your jeans.
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I love round people, I love skinny people. I love people in general; we've got to get past labels and stop being so critical about everything.
David Arquette
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You see pictures and you see this harried woman in jeans and sneakers, running around and just lucky if I get a shower, but it's pretty much the same as every other mom out there. You know, I can't dress up every day, it's just not in my nature. Even if I own the clothes, which by the way I do, I look at them and think 'I can't be a mom in those clothes,' they just don't suit me.
Jennifer Garner
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Every word that you say keeps on bouncing around in my head. When all my delusions of grandeur have turned into bad jokes instead.
Mike Posner
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Spike Milligan
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I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
David Letterman
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
Nikhil Saluja
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