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Son And Mother In Law Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Having a great mother in law that you get along with and you KNOW she likes you will motivate you to never let her son go
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Here's to my mother-in-law, who still calls me a son... But I never let her finish the sentence.
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
Les Dawson
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More of Murphy's Law Murphy's Tenth Law: Mother Nature is a son-of-a-gun. Murphy's Eleventh Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so very ingenious. Murphy's Twelfth Law: Things get worse under pressure A few additions to Murphy's Laws ... To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start. If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
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The child had his mother's eyes, his mother's nose, and his mother's mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.
Robert Benchley
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Spending time with my mother in law really makes me appreciate my own mother.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
Les Dawson
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Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out as Woman Hitler? Coincidence? I think not.
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Voltaire
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What a beautiful day! Never mind, my mother in law just walked in.
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Even though I have a zero relationship with my mother in law, she still insists I call her mom.
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When I get married I want a mother in law that will adore me and one that I'll actually like.
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If there's anything I'd hate as a son-in-law, it's an actor; and if there's anything I think I'd hate worse than an actor as a son-in-law, it's an English actor.
Joseph P Kennedy
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You can't teach a son to be loyal if the father is not loyal. The same applies with the mother and her daughter.
Mercy Pheona
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I think my mother-in-law is trying to tell me something. She is giving me baby clothes and baby food...Not happening.
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Be kind to your mother-in-law the same way you would like your husband to be kind to your own mother.
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When I played Leonardo DiCaprio's mother, they liked that Leo had very hooded eyes and a rounded nose with a ball. They said, They look like they could be mother and son.
Ellen Barkin
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You think about child abuse and you think of a father viciously attacking a daughter or a son, but in my family it was my mother. My mother, I would say, was a... very brutal disciplinarian.
Lynn Johnston
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You know what's great about having an imaginary girlfriend? Imaginary mother-in-law!
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