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Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status.
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Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm hilarious.
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I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status.
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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Do you want a tampon with that status? You moody bi....
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
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Posting lyrics on your status hoping that one person will read them and take the hint...
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Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house. -Sent from my iPhone
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I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas.
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Sorry you're upset that three brutal murders by one of your players may impact your team's playoff chances.
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Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
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In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.'
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Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence.
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