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Steve Harvey S Punch Lines Quotes & Sayings
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and they go to the same college, and she calls me up one night and says 'Dad, I wanted to talk to you about Steve.' And all I can think is if she tells me she took it up the a.. I'm gonna drop dead on the phone. I mean what do you say to that 'Daddy, I don't like it in the butt.' Yeah, you and your mom both. So she says 'Dad, you know Steve and I have been together for a while, and he was wondering what it would be like to go all the way.' So I said 'Maybe I'll fu.. him then he won't have to wonder anymore.' See Steve that's what it's like to go all the way...would you stop crying?
Robert Schimmel
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My name is Harvey Milk and I'm here to recruit you.
Harvey Milk
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Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs founded Apple Inc, which set the computing world on its ear with the Macintosh in 1984.
Kevin Mitnick
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Tim Cook is really an excellent...very much gives the appearance of speaking and thinking the way Steve Jobs does. So in the short term, I dont expect any real changes in Apple.
Steve Wozniak
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I don't have Steve. There is no having the Steve.
Miranda Hobbes
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I don't have Steve. There is no having the Steve.
Cynthia Nixon
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Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
Tim Conway
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We don't have to have s.., let's just get naked and see what happens.
Unknown
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Everything that Traffic ever did, I'd give Steve a complete lyric, titled, written out with the verse, the bridge, the shape and rhyme and then Steve had to figure out how the meter of the words would fit musically.
Jim Capaldi
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Steve knew how to, you know, put circuits together and look at diagrams and connect wires and construct devices that would have flashing numbers for things like frequency detections that would correspond to the tone of a guitar or something like that.
Steve Wozniak
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You can get your a.. out of the ring while he announces my name, because my name is Steve Austin, and tonight for a very, very short while, your name is Eric Bischoff.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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It is wonderful... Steve and Dan took professional football to a whole different level with the way they played the game. The fact that Steve is going in with Dan is very special.
Frank Gifford
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Stan: (After seeing Scab Bum) Who the hell is that? Steve: He doesn't have a name. Stan: What? Steve: He killed his own name.
American Dad
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Steve Jobs didn't really set the direction of my Apple I and Apple II designs but he did the more important part of turning them into a product that would change the world. I don't deny that.
Steve Wozniak
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I designed the blue box. It was very good design, very simple, easy to build, small parts. Steve was active in it, and eventually made a pc board that we could make them out of, and so we found ways to sell them, such as in the dorms of Berkeley.
Steve Wozniak
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Well I'm so empty. I'm better off without you and you're better off without me.
Five Finger Death Punch
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It's never enough, no it's never enough. No matter what I say. It's never enough, no it's never enough. I'll never be what you want me to be.
Five Finger Death Punch
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When I throw a punch, I mean it.
Gina Carano
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I punch left-handed.
Mike Weir
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If someone said three years from now. You'd be long gone I'd stand up and punch them out. Cause they're all wrong.
P!nk
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