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Stupid Redneck Quotes & Sayings
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But in any case, I did poorly on the tests and so, in the first three years of school, I had teachers who thought I was stupid and when people think you're stupid, they have low expectations for you.
Robert Sternberg
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He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Unknown
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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Hed gripe with a ham under each arm.
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You may be a redneck if...your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if...your family tree doesn't fork.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if...you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
Jeff Foxworthy
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He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!
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I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.
Andy Samberg
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Hes so windy he could blow up an onion sack.
Unknown
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Yeah, Michael thinks he's a redneck. - Sean Tuohy
The Blind Side
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Im finer than frog hair split four ways.
Unknown
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You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if...your child's first words are 'Attention K-Mart shoppers!'
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Jeff Foxworthy
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My daddy always said, 'Life is like a ten-dollar hooker -- you never know what you're gonna' get.
Unknown
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You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if ...the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Jeff Foxworthy
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