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Tampon And Condom Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Tampon And Condom Joke" sorted by relevance. 456 matching entries found.
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I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
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I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
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Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or do a backflip. Sincerely, Real Women.
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When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have s..ual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
Godfried Danneels
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
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Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny
Jersey Shore
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
Lady Gaga
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Bullet proof condom when Im in these ho... Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds.
Kanye West
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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If we only said safe s.., use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
Thabo Mbeki
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay.
Mac Miller
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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Like I got trust issues. I'm sorry for the people I've pushed out. I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
Big Sean
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bi... please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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You think I'm an inventor? "He created a d..k-skin condom, He hollowed out a pe..s and put it on", what the fu..? -Ben Stone
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