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Tell The Bartender Two Shots Of Forever Quotes & Sayings
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He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets! -Dwayne the Bartender
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Megan and I so despise the paparazzi. We value our private life and our time at home. The last thing I want is to be ducking in and out of places because Im worried about my picture being taken, especially when Im with my son. When they follow me in cars when I pick him up from school, thats really crossing the line. I understand that they want shots of me with Megan, but were pretty boring. They wont catch us out at clubs, getting drunk or being hauled in for DUIs. All they usually get is pictures of us leaving Staples or Target, or walking into a restaurant. But when they start taking shots of me taking out my garbage in the morning, I mean, whats that about? To my mind, the law needs to be changed to help create a safer environment for actors and celebrities.
Brian Austin Green
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Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
W C Fields
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Real love lasts for forever and a day but love just isn't something you measure that way. Nothing's forever, forever's a lie cause all you really have is between hello and goodbye.
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Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever.
Les Paul
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Peter Bretter: Hi, can I have another Bloody Mary, please? Female Bartender: You're still working on that one. Peter Bretter: It's an anticipatory order.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
Jim Bishop
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I wanted something that would remind everyone of me, so they mixed their most popular liquor with their sweetest. The bartender did name it a Brooke Davis.
Brooke Davis
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A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
Jim Bishop
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield
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Hard times don't last forever but true friendships do...I 'll always be there for anything you need.
Unknown
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Truth forever on the scaffold, wrong forever on the throne.
James Russell Lowell
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It seems that 'Forever' is a very short period of time, a lot of those 'Best Friend Forever' hardly say hi to each other at the moment.
Unknown
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Keep you as my bi... forever. Cuz you know a ni... rich forever.
Rick Ross
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You said at the interview youd had a crush on me forever. When did forever start? -Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games
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You said you would love me forever. Who knew forever ended today...
Unknown
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It's all in the view. That's what I mean about forever, too. For any one of us our forever could end in an hour, or a hundred years from now. You never know for sure, so you'd better make every second count.
Sarah Dessen
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Why don't we take all the forever alone girls, and introduce them to the forever alone guys?
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I'm gonna love you forever & ever, forever & ever Amen.
Randy Travis
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I'm gonna love you forever, forever & ever amen.
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