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Theres A Party In My Pants Quotes & Sayings
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I started in live television and I've done a lot of live TV and that's really the thing that I love best. I love flying by the seat of my pants.
Florence Henderson
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I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my butt look great.
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Liar, liar, your pants are on fire. You've got a nose as long as a telephone wire. I swear to tell the truth. Nothing but the truth. So help me God.
Lucky Dube
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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants? :D
Unknown
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The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.
Theodore Roosevelt
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Don't pull your pants before I go down. Don't turn away, this is my time. Don't make demands, I don't take none Just say a prayer that it gon' get done.
Lykke Li
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Girls should respect themselves & cross their legs, but guys should keep it in their pants too. There shouldnt be double standards.
Unknown
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Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
Unknown
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Guys should never hit girls, take advantage of them, or just say they love them to get in their pants. Respect the girl.
Brock Lemuz
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If it's cold enough to wear pants, then wear real sho... If it's warm enough to wear flip-flops, the wear shorts. It makes me crazy!
Hilarie Burton
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My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.
Roseanne Barr
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We all came from houses with doors, doors that were supposed to be closed when there were things going on that we weren't supposed to see, and when our pants were down.
Lynette Fromme
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Everybody rip the swag off, before I rip the tag off. Why my pants sag off? Cause I'm rapping my a.. off.
Kanye West
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We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.
Adrian Edmondson
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
Mitchell Sakundiak
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill
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Put your big girl pants on and move on. Seventy-two hours is an appropriate time. After that you start to smell and your friends don't want to talk to you... It doesn't mean it fixes your feelings or takes away the sadness. You should just start to go, I'm OK.'
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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OPPOSITION, n. In politics the party that prevents the Government from running amuck by hamstringing it. The King of Ghargaroo, who had been abroad to study the science of government, appointed one hundred of his fattest subjects as members of a parliament to make laws for the collection of revenue. Forty of these he named the Party of Opposition and had his Prime Minister carefully instruct them in their duty of opposing every royal measure. Nevertheless, the first one that was submitted passed unanimously. Greatly displeased, the King vetoed it, informing the Opposition that if they did that again they would pay for their obstinacy with their heads. The entire forty promptly disemboweled themselves.
Ambrose Bierce
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They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.
Casey Stengel
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I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.
Jarvis Cocker
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