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Toilet Manneet Quotes & Sayings
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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Placing my buttocks on a cold toilet seat is my climbing Mount Everest.
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
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Don't judge a fat guy by the amount of excrement he leaves in the toilet.
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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The only parade I'll attend this Thanksgiving is the one to the toilet.
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When you were a child, you dreamed of adventure, travel, and success. As an adult, a lot of the time, you just hope the toilet flushes. . .
Rick Sutter
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Any walk through a park that runs between a double line of mangy trees and passes brazenly by the ladies toilet is invariably known as ''Lover's Lane.''
Unknown
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People who talk shit are reincarnated as toilet paper.
Nishan Panwar
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If I do die, itll be in America. And it wont be on a snowboard. Itll either be on a toilet or hanging from a belt, naked.
Adam Sandler
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
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The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
Bob Monkhouse
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I should make my own toilet tissue since I'm the shit.
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Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.
Charles Bukowski
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Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today.
Marlon Wayans
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
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Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his d..k in his hands, alright?
Sonny Corleone
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And I have this little litany of things they can do. And the first one, of course, is to write - every day, no excuses. It's so easy to make excuses. Even professional writers have days when they'd rather clean the toilet than do the writing.
Octavia Butler
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Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.
Iggy Pop
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