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Toilet Seat Warm Quotes & Sayings
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If there was a toilet for adults that played certain music depending on the weight of the action, I'd totally buy it.
Cory Monteith
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I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.
Megan Fox
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I spoil them bi...es, I employ them ni...s. Wipe my a.. with the riches like it's some toilet tissue.
Rick Ross
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s..y, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet.
Young Jeezy
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He's sitting in the catbird seat.
Red Barber
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I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much.
Evel Knievel
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Judging people like you're so innocent, have a seat...
Unknown
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Ejector seat, you're joking.
James Bond
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Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet.
Lewis Mumford
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Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out? -Debbie: [to Alison]
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Unknown
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Genuine, but a toilet paper fraud. Yuh nuh inna dat while living large.
Mad Cobra
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There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
Unknown
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Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you like. -Ms. Man
Scary Movie
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A new chair may look better, but the old one has already been molded to fit your seat.
Unknown
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Its 2013, your still mad about interracial relationships? Please take a seat.
Unknown
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Superman don't need no seat belt.
Muhammad Ali
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Gotta make my mind up. Which seat can I take?
Rebecca Black
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The metropolis has always been the seat of the money economy.
Georg Simmel
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I got that gun under my seat so don't agitate me. In the blink of an E-Y-E, you would become a memory.
Z-Ro
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