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Toilet Seat Warm Quotes & Sayings
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Worst thing is trying to find a good seat on the first day of school.
Unknown
7 Likes
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Cool...got the middle seat on this next flight. Better chance of making new friends.
Unknown
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I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim.
Wilford Brimley
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The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.
Macy Gray
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Theatre is a sacred space for actors. You are responsible; you are in the driving-seat.
Boz Scaggs
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For some time I've had my eye on Tom McCall's seat - which is a great deal more than he's had on it.
Grace Hansen
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To rule is not so much a question of the heavy hand as the firm seat.
Jose Ortega Y Gasset
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Saw you in the front row moving to the beat, killed me when I saw that wet patch on your seat.
ACDC
13 Likes
What we do at its very, very best, at its very, very most, will shift us slightly in our seat. If only for two hours, great. If for the rest of our lives, even better.
Campbell Scott
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Could you please push your seat back more, I really hate leg room.
Unknown
37 Likes
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When you took your seat I felt as if a woman had come into my bathroom and I had only the sponge to defend myself.
Winston Churchill
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Let's go take a ride in your car. I will take the passenger seat. Baby, we don't have to go far. Unless you wanna show.
Afrojack
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Trust your captain but keep your seat belt securely fastened.
Unknown
16 Likes
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My top off, my seat back, yo bi... is in my ear saying she need that. I'm ballin, she see that, and she tell us both she loves us only one of us believe that.
Nipsey Hussle
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Butter-soft leather in the seat and the Porscha. That was the spaceship, this is the flying saucer.
Max B
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Non-violence is not a garment to be put on and off at will. Its seat is in the heart, and it must be an inseparable part of our being.
Mohandas Gandhi
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Why pamper life's complexities, when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?
The Smiths
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There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.
Adrian Edmondson
5 Likes
A company in Japan has developed a set of kneepads that allow men to squat down in front of the toilet, reducing the possibility of splash back when they urinate. Also, that's not what they're for.
Seth Meyers
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You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.
Pamela Anderson
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