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Top 100 Funny Facebook Status Status Quotes & Sayings
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Facebook is that insecure chick that keeps changing her hairstyle &/or color until she finally loses her mind and shaves it & scares everyone.
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That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious.
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I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
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Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to...
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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