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Top 100 Funny Facebook Status Status Quotes & Sayings
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
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I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's.
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Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
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Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist.
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I hope the NSA is concerned about how often my mother calls me.
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If I had to be any Kardashian sister, I would choose Bruce Jenner.
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I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on the internet.
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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
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At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State.
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