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As full lines of battle could not be handled through the thick wood, I ordered the advance of the six brigades by heavy skirmish lines, to be followed by stronger supporting lines.
James Longstreet
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Charlie, will you help me find a mom and dad? -Anne-Marie
All Dogs Go To Heaven
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But my mother and father were married when my mom was 20 and my dad was 24.
Rachael Leigh Cook
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You ask more questions than a parent, I have a mom and dad and I don't need another.
Unknown
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Worst feelings ever? 1.) Losing your Mom/Dad. 2.) Being replaced. 3.) Not being good enough.
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Dad, I'll always appreciate you sticking around after mom got fat...
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and they go to the same college, and she calls me up one night and says 'Dad, I wanted to talk to you about Steve.' And all I can think is if she tells me she took it up the a.. I'm gonna drop dead on the phone. I mean what do you say to that 'Daddy, I don't like it in the butt.' Yeah, you and your mom both. So she says 'Dad, you know Steve and I have been together for a while, and he was wondering what it would be like to go all the way.' So I said 'Maybe I'll fu.. him then he won't have to wonder anymore.' See Steve that's what it's like to go all the way...would you stop crying?
Robert Schimmel
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In this age, I dont care how tactically or operationally brilliant you are, if you cannot create harmony even vicious harmony on the battlefield based on trust across service lines, across coalition and national lines, and across civilian/military lines, you need to go home, because your leadership is obsolete. We have got to have officers who can create harmony across all those lines.
James Mattis
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've sick mom, With a fu..ed dad. Dealing with your lies. Dead bodies everywhere.
Korn
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Whats next? National mom and dad still married day? fu.. the world.
Unknown
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Studies show that children best flourish when one mom and one dad are there to raise them.
John Boehner
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My mom was a dancer, my dad's a singer and I've always had that kind of music in my life.
Elvis Stojko
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Gonna kill my mom and dad. I won't be sad about it, cause they treat me bad.
The Ramones
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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are s..y, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Tim Allen
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Mom, dad...don't worry. EVERYONE failed that test...
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My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.
Pauly Shore
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Dad and mom would have preferred that I be a doctor, a lawyer, a scientist, or a great humanitarian.
Levon Helm
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My dad's an architect and my mom owned a French bakery for twelve years.
Alison Lohman
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Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.
Lynn Johnston
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Dear Mom & Dad, thank you for all the good things you've done for me, I can never thank you enough.
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