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Turning 18 Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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For an actor, you're rejected eight or ten times a day. All you've got to sell is yourself. You're not selling products, they're not turning down a car, they're turning you down. Most people can't handle that. Most people are essentially not set up that way.
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Those turning against religion because of fanatics and morons are no better than those turning to religion due to tragedy.
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
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You are not turning 60. You are just turning 20 for the third time. Happy Birthday!
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I don't want to have to say, Honey, you know, could you turn off the sports channel because I'm not a big sports fan, and I don't love the television being on just for the sake of turning on. I'd like turning on for some thing specific.
Lynn Redgrave
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Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
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So I won't let you close enough to hurt me. No, I won't ask you, you to just desert me. I cant give you, what you think you gave me. It's time to say goodbye to turning tables. To turning tables.
Adele
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
St Thomas Aquinas
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Smith
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
Laurence Sterne
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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