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One time I semi-wrecked my uncle's truck. He told me to back it up into a ditch, but my foot slipped and I gunned it a little too much. But now I use one foot, and I do not run into stuff, at least I try not to.
RJ Mitte
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You ain't talkin' paper, dawg, so you don't understand. Spazzin' on these ni...s, bi... I'm going H.A.M. Taxin' all these ni...s call me Uncle Sam.
Wiz Khalifa
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I have journalism everywhere-mother, father, aunts, uncle and grandparents. I think I have a strong journalistic streak in me-I'm really critical and analytical. It's funny, because my husband is Italian, and Italians have this tendency to exaggerate all the time.
Olivia Wilde
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When I read the pilot 'for Married with Children', it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. He'd come home from work, and the wife would maybe say 'I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway'. And he would say 'Fine, what's for dinner?
Ed O'Neill
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It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning after a bender, drain a bottle of stout and say 'Ah, the chill of consciousness returns
Molly O'Neill
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When I read the pilot for Married...with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. He'd come home from work, and the wife would maybe say 'I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway'. And he would say 'Fine, what's for dinner?
Ed ONeill
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The anger that Uncle Junior has comes from my background. My father was the son of an Italian immigrant, and I've seen the fire of the Italian temperament. It can be explosive sometimes in ways that are both funny and tragic.
Dominic Chianese
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If we all determine to leave people and places a little better than we found them, think what a difference that would make. You can start with a simple act of picking up a piece of trash on the ground and putting it in a proper receptacle or just saying an encouraging word to someone.
Uncle Phil
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Say hello to Dexter, say hello to uncle Fester. Got them gazing at my necklace and my crazy sun protectors. G-shocks, I got a crazy thumb collection. Haters, I can't fu..in' hear your reception.
Tinie Tempah
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You only get one shot at this life. Some days you'll fly and some days you'll fall. Live so when your toes turn up, there'll be lots of folks at your funeral - not just to collect an inheritance and smell the flowers.
Uncle Phil
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Sometimes life is like a dark tunnel. Though you can not always see the light at the end, if you keep going you will eventually get to a better place.
Uncle Iroh
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Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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My grandfather was a lawyer, my dad was a lawyer, my mum was a lawyer, I got an uncle who's a lawyer, I got cousins that are lawyers.
Benicio Del Toro
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You should never run from the truth - even if it don't suit you. The key is making sure it is the truth, not some well polished fable made up to suit folks' fancies.
Uncle Phil
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How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. -Uncle Rico
Napoleon Dynamite
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How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. -Uncle Rico
Napoleon Dynamite
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Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time..
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Twenty-three and a quarter minutes past, Uncle Matthew was saying furiously, in precisely six and three-quarter minutes the damned fella will be late
Nancy Mitford
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Gimme the beat & free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock & roll.
Uncle Kracker
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He described how, as a boy of 14, his dad had been down the mining pit, his uncle had been down the pit, his brother had been down the pit, and of course he would go down the pit.
Barbara Castle
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