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Very Short Status About Lifet Status About Life Quotes & Sayings
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The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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Facebook is that insecure chick that keeps changing her hairstyle &/or color until she finally loses her mind and shaves it & scares everyone.
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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
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Dear Facebook, thanks for reminding me why moving away from my hometown was the best decision ever.
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If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes...
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I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture.
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That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious.
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
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Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to...
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Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
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I'd be more upset about the NSA accessing my phone records if I used my phone for anything but texting and taking pictures of my d..k.
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Linkedin invitations are like herpes...They pop up from time to time to remind you they still exist and nobody wants them.
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
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I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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For no continuity of social act is possible without a corresponding social status and the many different kinds of act required in an industrial state, with its high degree of specialization, make for corresponding classification of status.
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