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Wearing Shorts Is Not A Hoe Quotes & Sayings
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You can't turn a hoe into a housewife but a Taurus can turn any hoe into a prisoner of love.
Unknown
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Well I don't see what's the big deal with ho.. anyway. Ok but if they not all ho.. then why do I got to pay to take them out to eat then. I mean I'm paying that's payment. But I'm paying which makes her a hoe! Why do I just give her the money I was goin' spend on dinner and that hoe can go grocery shopping.
Riley Freeman
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It's a surer way to a woman's heart to be interested in what she's thinking than what she's wearing or not wearing.
Tina Louise
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A man in Florida is suing after he was ticketed on a beach for wearing a Speedo. Though, in fairness, he was wearing it as an ascot.
Seth Meyers
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I want to be different. If everyone is wearing black, I want to be wearing red.
Maria Sharapova
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You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe.
Nicki Minaj
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I had to get used to wearing a mask and wearing a prosthetic and performing with those things while singing and expressing myself through stylized movement, while keeping it as human as possible so the audience could be closer to the horror of the Phantom.
Gerard Butler
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There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my chest. And he had to stop throwing them at my chest because every time he did I started laughing. And it was so funny. It would have been so funny on the show but it's not even on the show anymore because I couldn't do it without laughing. He would just hurl the shorts into my chest. I robbed all the viewers of a funny thing because I couldn't stop laughing.
Michael Cera
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Not wearing green today simply means you hate Christ or possibly wearing green.
Unknown
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This guy chokes me with the scarf I was wearing. He called me a fag cause I was wearing a scarf! Then he shoved my sister and I got behind him and I choked him out...put him to sleep.
Jeremy Renner
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I went through so many phases in high school that I can't say exactly what my style was. A combination of just rolling out of bed and going to class and kind of defying my femininity by wearing sweatshirts with holes in them, never wearing heels or skirts. Also, all black almost all the time.
Leighton Meester
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Who are you wearing? Who are you wearing?
Kelly Clarkson
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I took to wearing a black tie known as the Ascot, with long drooping ends. I had seen pictures of painters, sculptors, poets, wearing this style of tie.
Carl Sandburg
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After First Lady Michelle Obama was photographed in London this week wearing clothes from J. Crew, the store has been selling out of the clothes she was seen wearing. Now if someone could just get her to drive a Chrysler.
Seth Meyers
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You can't turn a hoe into a housewife, but you sure as hell can turn a housewife into a hoe.
Unknown
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Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.
Mitch Hedberg
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Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.
Mitch Hedberg
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A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing make-up, are you a fag?' I then said 'Well, if I'm a fag for wearing make-up, you must be a dyke in blue jeans.'
Davey Havok
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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
Mitch Hedberg
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Act like a lady, expect to be treated like a lady. Act like a hoe, believe you will get treated like a hoe.
Unknown
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