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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
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My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.
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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
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I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
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If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
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what, I got to amit this is some funny shit!!!
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DEPUTY, n. A male relative of an office-holder, or of his bondsman. The deputy is commonly a beautiful young man, with a red necktie and an intricate system of cobwebs extending from his nose to his desk. When accidentally struck by the janitor's broom, he gives off a cloud of dust. Chief Deputy, the Master cried, To-day the books are to be tried By experts and accountants who Have been commissioned to go through Our office here, to see if we Have stolen injudiciously. Please have the proper entries made, The proper balances displayed, Conforming to the whole amount Of cash on hand --which they will count. I've long admired your punctual way -- Here at the break and close of day, Confronting in your chair the crowd Of business men, whose voices loud And gestures violent you quell By some mysterious, calm spell -- Some magic lurking in your look That brings the noisiest to book And spreads a holy and profound Tranquillity o'er all around. So orderly all's done that they Who came to
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
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