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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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Let me bi... at you every day until you sort your shit out.
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts for being sluts...
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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
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99% of the time my brain is thinking blah, meh, why, huh, WTF, food and computers. The other 1% I'm usually asleep.
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Im fabulous. Im an incredible dresser, Ive got buckets of money, Im a hoot and a half and I got a killer rack.
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The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.
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Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work!
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Born at a very young age.
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Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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When I start writing a song, I just try and show you who I am. A goofy kid with some ridicolous skills, who makes witty raps about the Ninja Turtles, Rugrats, Mario, all that good stuff. I'm not your typical white kid trying to act black. Yes, I like to rock fitteds and some cool kicks. But I'm way more then some gimmick, you always got to stay true to yourself and who you are. Or else, you're just straight booty chowder.
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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Judge me and I will prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and ill tell you off. Tell me I'm not worth and watch where I end up. call me a bi... and I'll show you one. fu.. me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy but you really have no idea. :)~
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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