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When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
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Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke.
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If bars don't serve drunk people, I dont think McDonald's should be able to serve fat people.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
Oscar Wilde
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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
Oscar Wilde
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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
Oscar Wilde
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Mom, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically.
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I love you slightly more than I love dad.
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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My mom still tells me not to talk to strangers. Im 22 mom, I dont talk to strangers, I sleep with them.
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Say it to my face, not through your status!
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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People who cannot find time for recreation are obliged sooner or later to find time for illness.
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What a great feeling to be in love! It seems that everything around you is invisible and all you see is just the apple of your eyes. Just staring those eyes of your dearly beloved would make everything else pales and time stand still. Isn't it wonderful to be in loved? The feeling is just so heavenly.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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