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Women That Act Like Babies Quotes & Sayings
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Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
David Ogilvy
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Women on their period always ovary act.
Unknown
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I always find it amusing to overhear women who have never had babies discussing what a pregnant chick should 'look' like at a certain month.
Catt Sadler
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The moment a child is born, The mother is also born. She never existed before. The women existed, But the mother, Never. A mother is something absolutely New!
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Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "s.. is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Matt Groening
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Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "s.. is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Matt Groenin
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My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.
Rita Mae Brown
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What is it that escapes the observation of poets? What is that act women are incapable of doing? What will drunken people not prate? What will not a crow eat?
Chanakya
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I want babies. Lots of babies. Of course!
Blake Lively
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Women have not yet realized the cowardice that resides, for if they should decide to do so, they would be able to fight you until death; and to prove that I speak the truth, amongst so many women, I will be the first to act, setting an example for them to follow.
Veronica Franco
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It's a very difficult thing for people to accept, seeing women act out anger on the screen. We're more accustomed to seeing men expressing rage and women crying.
Rebecca De Mornay
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I'm just talking specifically of women's friendships. If two women go to a bar and they are fighting over men, it makes it much easier for the men. If two women are very close and they act as it makes it very difficult for the men to pull one over on anybody.
Jennifer Beals
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When I look at the world, I see women heading to university and the well paid jobs and boys leaving school to work and have babies.
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I know you so well. You act like you're so nice. You act like you really care. You act like you truly love me. You act like you understand. You act like you want to see me happy in my life. You know what? Quit acting. I can see right through you and your lies.
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You think intercourse is a private act; it's not, it's a social act. Men are s..ually predatory in life; and women are s..ually manipulative. When two individuals come together and leave their gender outside the bedroom door, then they make love.
Andrea Dworkin
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Most men I know rely on women to do all the literal dirty work. Anything involving poop, vomit, or blood...always handled by women. Men don't understand basic bodily functions. They don't want to be bothered with it. But we bleed every month and we take care of babies, so we don't have any issues. I also end up killing all the bugs in my house. It's one of my favorite things to do: hunt spiders.
Elizabeth Banks
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Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Louisa May Alcott
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Back in fifth grade, I was obsessed with Pokemon cards and Beanie Babies! My family and I would be online 4 am in the morning, just to get a new shipment of beanie babies.
Vanessa Hudgens
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I think my husband secretly wants babies because every time I get paranoid about being pregnant he gets all snuggly. I don't want babies.
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People Express is clearly the archetypical deregulation success story and the most spectacular of my babies. It is the case that makes me the proudest.
Alfred Kahn
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