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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Woody Allen
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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
Woody Allen
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In the courtroom, it's where a lawyer really becomes an actor. There's a very fine line between delivering a monologue in a play and delivering a monologue to a jury. I've always felt that way - I've been in a lot of courtrooms. The best lawyers are really theatrical.
Woody Harrelson
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When I let up from the weed, and the drinking too, I cried every day. And I liked that. I like crying. And now I not only wanna cry and show my crying to other people, I wanna just split myself down the middle and open my guts and just throw everything out!
Woody Harrelson
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There is no remedy for s.. but more s...
Woody Allen
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Woody Allen
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The difference between s.. and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody Allen
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s.. without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
Woody Allen
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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
Woody Allen
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody Allen
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen
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Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between s.. and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody Allen
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s.. is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to s...
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I do smoke, but I don't go through all this trouble just because I want to make my drug of choice legal. It's about personal freedom. We should have the right in this country to do what we want, if we don't hurt anybody. Seventy-two million people in this country have smoked pot. Eighteen to 20 million in the last year. These people should not be treated as criminals.
Woody Harrelson
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The Simpsons was a pretty heavy influence, in that it sort of redefined, after The Flintstones, what else television animation can be. I would be remiss if I didn't mention them. Here and there there are comic influences like Jackie Gleason, The Far Side, Woody Allen...lot of different sources. As far as an influence on my career, certainly the Rhode Island School of Design had a pretty darn heavy influence. Not in one specific way, but it definitely changed my course.
Seth Macfarlane
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Woody Allen
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Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
Woody Allen
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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Woody Allen
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I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
Woody Allen
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