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Your Baby Had Two Eyes Kevin Hartevin Hart Quotes & Sayings
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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow's a mystery. I can see you lookin' back at me. Keep your eyes on me. Baby, keep your eyes on me.
Justin Timberlake
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I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means that you watched the foot come to your face.
Kevin Hart
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Alright alright alrightttt, you gon learn today.
Kevin Hart
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These glasses are way 2 big for my damn face! I look like I got on a damn Tinted Construction Mask.
Kevin Hart
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Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just make sure u never do it!
Kevin Hart
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Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the bowl. GET OUT THE BOWL!
Kevin Hart
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The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.
Kevin Hart
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So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because if it isn't, I can't staple anything.
Kevin Hart
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How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that.
Kevin Hart
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If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin. And let me tell you 1 more thing b!@$%
Kevin Hart
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The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Kevin Hart
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No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
Kevin Hart
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Well, you somebody's ni..., wearin this ni... tie.
Kevin Hart
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I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
Kevin Hart
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Get off Facebook while in church.
Kevin Hart
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Wearing sunglasses at night hurts your eyes after a while.
Corey Hart
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One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know how you know when you lost a fight to your woman? When the cops come to your house and ask you do you want to press charges. That's how you know it didn't go as you planned.
Kevin Hart
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I'd come from the bottom of the barrel. Just Owen Hart getting out of the shadow of Bret Hart's little brother. Everyone figured, this is a joke, Owen's going to get squashed.
Owen Hart
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I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?
Kevin Hart
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When the baby dies, On every side Rose stranger's voices, hard and harsh and loud. The baby was not wrapped in any shroud. The mother made no sound. Her head was bowed That men's eyes might not see Her misery.
Helen Hunt Jackson
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