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Your Mom Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.
Larry Gelbart
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
Larry Gelbart
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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I wasn't a teen mom, but still a young mom, who is struggling with many issues even now. You don't go see me dumping my kid off somewhere
Unknown
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As a single mom you have to play the roles of both a mother as well as a father. This is the most difficult aspect of being a single mom apart from the financial challenges. You have to pamper your precious children as a mother and also scold them like a father when they go wrong.
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
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My humanitarian work evolved from being with my family. My mom, my dad, they really set a great example for giving back. My mom was a nurse, my dad was a school teacher. But my mom did a lot of things for geriatrics and elderly people. She would do home visits for free.
Cat Cora
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise.
Jami Gertz
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
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Im ok mom. Im okay. Ill be ok. Ill be ok mom. I want to be okay mom. Mom I'm not ok and it hurts.
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On role models growing up: My mom and my older sister. Growing up I never really looked up to any celebrities just because I wasnt close to them. Since Im really close with my mom and my sister, Ive always felt that theyve both really confident. My mom is a really strong person and I really look up to her.
Ashley Tisdale
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(On role models growing up) My mom and my older sister. Growing up I never really looked up to any celebrities just because I wasnt close to them. Since Im really close with my mom and my sister, Ive always felt that theyve both really confident. My mom is a really strong person and I really look up to her.
Ashley Tisdale
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Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
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