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People say I'm so laid back...I'm not...I just like to listen and find out who around me is ignorant and stay the fu.. away from them.
Unknown
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I hold my cards to my chest. I laid my life on the line so I expect nothing less from you.
A Day To Remember
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I oppose preserving civilization because I have a better chance of getting laid in a post-apocalyptic world.
Unknown
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How prophetic L'Enfant was when he laid out Washington as a city that goes around in circles!
John Mason Brown
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Every girl deserves a man who will look at her each day like she is the most amazing woman he's ever laid eyes on.
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Papa was a rolling stone, wherever he laid his hat was his home. And when he died, all he left us was alone
The Temptations
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It wasnt that long ago that I laid my eyes on you. My heart skipped a beat or two.
Burnham
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Vanilla bed sheets, chocolate laid one way. Sprinkle my nuts on top...what a sundae.
Ludacris
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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
Adam Carolla
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If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
Socrates
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Being single sucks at times when you see happy couples but other then that's its laid back type of life...
Unknown
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Laid it on the ground, paint done got wetter. More fifteens in my trunk than Marcelle's Quinceaneara.
Riff Raff
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Laid up in that all day, can't get out that waterbed. Talk nasty for ya boy, silent treatment for the feds.
Fabolous
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Here is he laid to whom for daring deed, nor friend nor foe could render worthy meed.
Quintus Ennius
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There we were in the middle of a s..ual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
Denis Leary
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I'll confess this you're my tragedy I laid you to rest jus as fast as you turned on me. Gone for ever vanished the memories.
Godsmack
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Buddhism has in it no idea of there being a moral law laid down by somekind of cosmic lawgiver.
Alan Watts
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The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell.
Zora Neale Hurston
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If it's a role like this one, an actual live person, a legend, there's lots of material laid out.
David Strathairn
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Yeah I'm chillin' on a dirt road, laid back swervin' like I'm George Jones.
Jason Aldean
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