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Zip Your Pants Quotes & Sayings
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Short people problems: wearing pants when it rains.
Unknown
8 Likes
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Let's confirm that we're getting pants-shitting drunk tonight.
Unknown
3 Likes
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Men should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold.
Adam Clayton
1 Likes
Why would people spend good money to have my pants?
Shawn Ashmore
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I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day.
Jim Caviezel
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I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.
Jason Sudeikis
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
Bill Maher
5 Likes
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I've had enough with the earthquakes. My whole house shook and I came really close to peeing my pants.
Candace Bailey
3 Likes
Anything with a V-neck was forbidden. Stirrup pants? That was a huge issue.
Anna Faris
1 Likes
Walked up the Hill to touch it, then I unzipped my pants and pissed on it when nobody was looking.
Dead Kennedys
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I was like, 'Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants.
Evanescence
7 Likes
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
Larry David
1 Likes
I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants.
Aaron Neville
0 Likes
I've got my whole life to save the planet. Right now I'm just excited to put on pants in the morning.
Unknown
1 Likes
I hate when short people complain about finding pants, like uh try being tall.
Unknown
11 Likes
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There is definitely something s..y about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants.
Eliza Dushku
24 Likes
Looked like she was a cold dish with a man until you got her pants down, then she'd explode.
Gary Cooper
0 Likes
Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.
Unknown
6 Likes
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my pants are saggin, looking so pretty. You wouldve thought I was a faggot.
Soulja Boy
22 Likes
What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise.
Robert Scheer
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