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Bad Drinking Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Bad Drinking Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
Kenneth Turan
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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It must be a cruel joke of nature that people who are so bad for us, make us feel so good.
Harrison Daniel
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Summer Drinking Rule number 2: There are no bad beers. Some beers are just better than others.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Tommy Cooper
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Jimmy Breslin
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If you know me you know how uncool I am. I stutter, wear bad clothes, make bad jokes, make conversation uncomfortable, the list goes on. Thank you for making me feel okay.
Pete Wentz
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Under a bad cloak there is often a good drinker
Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
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A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.
Zac Efron
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Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
Jim Butcher
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Every word that you say keeps on bouncing around in my head. When all my delusions of grandeur have turned into bad jokes instead.
Mike Posner
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Having a dry mouth can quickly cause bad breath. Help avoid that by staying hydrated & drinking plenty of water!
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
Arnold H Glasgow
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I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.
Paris Hilton
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If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.
Unknown
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