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Choosing Alcohol Over You Wife Quotes & Sayings
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As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just putting alcohol on where it hurts the most...The inside.
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One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you're not even close. It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months.
Zakk Wylde
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Jerry Garcia
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Today, we are now deciding how do we treat those who are choosing to carry out a war against us, non-U.S. citizens who are choosing to take us to task for what we believe and who we are. In this conflict, we have to decide how we are going to try to find these terrorists.
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
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Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson
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Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though.
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
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If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
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It's funny how alcohol can make the clothes come off.
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk...
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And today more than ever, knowing about that society involves first of all choosing what approach the inquiry will take, and that necessarily means choosing how society can answer.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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It's absolutely absurd to even consider voting on Sunday alcohol sales. I am opposed to alcohol period. It doesn't do anybody any good in the long run. It's a dangerous drug.
John Hunter
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra
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Mom says 'Alcohol is your enemy'... Jesus says 'Love your enemy.'
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