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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it.
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I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?
Billy Joel
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I always give Lindsay so much credit for her tennis game, for her attitude, for her person, and because of how she deals with all the things. I don't think people give her enough credit for how well she's doing.
Martina Hingis
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter.
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
Kenneth Turan
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive
Stella Benson
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
Larry Gelbart
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.
Larry Gelbart
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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My parents never let me spend money. I didn't even have an allowance! But in high school, my friend had a credit card, and her mom let her buy anything! I was working, but I had no idea I had money to spend. I'd be scared to go to high school now! Girls have Chanel bags at school! I'm terrified of those girls. They have money from their parents, but they haven't earned it, so they don't appreciate it.
Amanda Bynes
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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How can children credit the assertions of parents, which their own eyes show them to be false? Few parents act in such a manner as much to enforce their maxims by the credit of their lives.
Samuel Johnson
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