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Dave Allen Funny Quotes & Sayings
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It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He directs in that Woody Allen character some of the time - he has these idiosyncrasies that are really charming and funny.
Radha Mitchell
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The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.
Dave Willis
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Woody Allen
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I was doing sketches that were funny, but socially irresponsible. It was encouraged.
Dave Chappelle
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But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.
Jonathan Franzen
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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
Fred Allen
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Woody Allen
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I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Woody Allen
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Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Fred Allen
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Infatuation is when you think he's as s..y as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as s..y as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
Judith Viorst
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
Dave Barry
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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
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I am an only child. I have one sister.
Woody Allen
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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
Dave Chappelle
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Dave Barry
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Dave Barry
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It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child.
Dave Grohl
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I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
Woody Allen
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When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
Oscar Levant
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