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Dont Kill Me With Your Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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I dont like to reject anyone, I just pretend and if I see them and they go, 'Oh hey, I requested you on Facebook,' I say, 'Oh I never use Facebook, sorry.'
Andrew Garfield
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Whats up with all these guys killing their wives now? Like, every couple of weeks in the news, you see that shit...guys killing their wives. I dont understand it. First of all, why would you kill another person, and second of all, dont they think the whole thing through? Like, how the whole things gonna play out? Like, Im gonna kill my wife, then Im gonna get caught, then Im gonna go to jail, then Im gonna get fu..ed in the ass.
Bill Burr
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Dont you hate when the person youre Facebook-stalking never updates anything.
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Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. REMEMBER THAT.
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If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
Jon Lajoie
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I couldn't kill a chicken, I couldn't kill a cow - I was a vegetarian too at that time - so I thought, well what is there that I could kill? I couldn't kill this and I couldn't kill that.
Ellen Burstyn
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Happy 420, dont hate the smokers, live your life & dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. Remember that.
Andy Warhol
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The Vietnamese have a secret weapon. It's their willingness to die beyond our willingness to kill. In effect, they've been saying, You can kill us, but you'll have to kill a lot of us; you may have to kill all of us. And, thank heaven, we are not yet ready to do that.
George Wald
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Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will kill her husband; a Spaniard will kill both; and a German will kill herself.
Bernard Le Bovier Fontenelle
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Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see...& don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
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I dont know what benefit there would be to talking about it. In logical terms, if you were just walking down the street and every single stranger on the street knew your business, and came up and felt the need to comment on it, youd just be like, Shut up! Like, Im gonna kill you! And its exactly the same mentality. I dont really want to try and sell it either, maybe if I was selling it Id talk about it more.
Robert Pattinson
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Why you kill me? I never did you anything. Not kill me! I beg not to be locked up. Never let me out of my prison - not kill me! You kill me before I understand what life is. You must tell me why you locked me up!
Kaspar Hauser
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LAUGHBOOK CRYBOOK PUT ALL YOUR BUSINESS OUT THERE THEN WONDER WHYBOOK. TRUTHBOOK, LIEBOOK, INDIRECT SUBLIMINAL REPLYBOOK. LOVEBOOK, HATEBOOK, QUICK TO GIVE ADVICE BUT DONT PULL YOUR OWN WEIGHTBOOK. REALBOOK, STUNTBOOK, WHY PEOPLE GOTTA FRONTBOOK. THIS IS DONE ONLY ON FACEBOOK!!! MAYBE IT SHOULD BE CALLED FAKEBOOK!!!
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How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men...
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Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up.
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I saw the bus lying right on him. I saw his legs sticking out. I freaked. The bus driver, I recall, was trying to yank the blanket out from under him to use for other people. I just went, Dont fu..ing do that! I already wanted to kill the guy. I dont know if he was drunk or if he hit some ice. All I knew was, he was driving and Cliff wasnt alive anymore.
James Hetfield
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Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god.
Beilby Porteus
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Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god.
Jean Rostand
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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