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Drunk Idiot Quotes & Sayings
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I'm an idiot for caring, I'm an idiot for still liking you, I'm just a plain idiot!
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man.
William Hazlitt
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I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
Billy Madison
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If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.
Johannes Sebastian Bach
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Galileo was no idiot. Only an idiot could believe that science requires martyrdom - that may be necessary in religion, but in time a scientific result will establish itself.
David Hilbert
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Newtons third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!
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Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.
Peter Lynch
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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People who got on their feet and freaked about were called idiot dancers. and nobody wants to be called an idiot dancer. But the whole idea of rock and roll is to get people off their arses - that's what it's about.
Steve Marriott
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
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Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.
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