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Funny Being Alive Quotes & Sayings
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No one has ever come back from the other world. I can't console you, but one thing I can tell you, as long as my ideas are alive I will be alive. We live in a dark frightening age. One reason for this is the part played by the ideology of inhumanity.
Albert Schweitzer
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You smile, but you're not really happy. You ask, but you don't want to know. You talk, but aren't saying anything. You laugh, but you don't find it funny. You cry, but it doesn't even help. You wake up, but you're not really alive. You sleep, but you aren't resting. You are alive, but you're not really living.
Unknown
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.
David Letterman
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To be alive is a fine thing. It is the finest thing in the world, though hazardous. It is a unique thing. It happens only once in a lifetime. To be alive, to know consciously that you are alive, and to relish that knowledge - this is a kind of magic. Or it may be a kind of madness, exhilarating but harmless.
Edna Ferber
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He must be the only man alive who can eat an apple through a tennis racket.
Gary Lineker
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson
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Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't.
Richard Bach
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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button...
Punit Ghadge
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It is so easy to forget that this is good that we're alive. We should be enjoying this gift of being alive.
Victoria Principal
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Hi, my name is best rapper alive and your mouth is the best crapper alive . Cause you talk shit, I get hit and walk it off.
Lil Wayne
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For me, the vast marvel is to be alive. For man, or for flowers or beast or bird, the supreme triumph is to be most vividly and perfectly alive.
Al Purdy
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Sir I'm alive, it's still alive, ain't it?
John Rambo
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A person with a hundred interests is twice as alive as one with only fifty and four times as alive as the man who has only twenty-five
Norman Vincent Peale
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I'm just observing the world. I was born into it, like you were, and then I found out there were some really disturbing aspects to being alive, like the fact that you weren't going to be alive forever - that bothered me.
David Cronenberg
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I wanted to kill the s..iest person alive...but suicides a crime.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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