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Funny Being Tires Quotes & Sayings
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My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.
Patty Doyle
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Wal-Mart: The only place on earth you can get a haircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires for your car, and witness a real life what not to wear episode...
Rick Sutter
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Like them spinnin tires, do ya?
Joe Dirt
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Power tires only those who do not have it.
Giulio Andreotti
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She knows as well as anyone that pity, having played, soon tires.
Edwin A Robinson
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He who does not tire, tires adversity.
Martin Farquhar Tupper
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I went to jail at 16 for stealing tires off Cadillacs. When I got out I said, Never again.
Barry White
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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Steven Wright
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I'd definitely pose nude again. No qualms. I actually had my breasts done again. Just updated, like new tires.
Jessica Hahn
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The tires were scorching hot, in fact I burned my fingers on one.
Malcolm Campbell
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Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.
Charles Dickens
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One never tires of what is well written, style is life! It is the very blood of thought!
Gustave Flaubert
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People can be a hoot on the set, but if they're not good to work with, that tires very quickly.
David Hyde Pierce
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I don't like to talk much with people who always agree with me. It is amusing to coquette with an echo for a little while, but one soon tires of it.
Thomas Carlyle
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We are like the road. We can only take so much of tires, rains and sun(pressure)before we start breaking and need to be constructed again.
Kriss Waddle
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I'm turnin' off a real life drive and that's right I'm hittin' easy street on mud tires.
Jason Aldean
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Cadillac Deville still rolling til the tires flat. Not from Arizona but I swear I want that diamond back.
Ludacris
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Agents are like tires on a car; in order to get anywhere at all, you need at least four of them, and they need to be rotated every 5,000 miles.
Billy Wilder
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Fortune pays you sometimes for the intensity of her favors by the shortness of their duration. She soon tires of carrying any one long on her shoulders.
Baltasar Gracian
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