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Funny Brain Tumor Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Brain Tumor" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I went in for an operation to remove a brain tumor.
Lou Gramm
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Youre a walking tumor. Actually, its a big deal when you spot a tumor.
Jeff Ross
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That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'
Jim Carrey
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You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on.
Steve Jobs
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She has God inside her. It would have been easier to deal with a tumor.
Dr Gregory House
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The closest thing you will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle.
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If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast.
Amber Valletta
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40 is when your body gives your brain a list of things its not going to do anymore.
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Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.
Billy Wilder
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BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which we think what we think. That which distinguishes the man who is content to _be_ something from the man who wishes to _do_ something. A man of great wealth, or one who has been pitchforked into high station, has commonly such a headful of brain that his neighbors cannot keep their hats on. In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, brain is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
Ambrose Bierce
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I don't know who will lead us through the '90s, but they must be made to speak to this spiritual vacuum at the heart of American society, this tumor of the soul.
Lee Atwater
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Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Unknown
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In an ICU waiting room a fan asked me to sign a pic of her daughters tumor that had just been removed. I scrolled my BC over the bloody mass.
Bryan Cranston
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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The emotional brain responds to an event more quickly than the thinking brain.
Daniel Goleman
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You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
Mark Russell
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Me no want no Sinsemilla, that would only bring me down. Burn away my brain, no way, my brain is too compound.
Matisyahu
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No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after is just a mediocre brain, something like the President of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company.
Alan Turing
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To look at the cross-section of any plan of a big city is to look at something like the section of a fibrous tumor.
Frank Lloyd Wright
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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
Mitch Hedberg
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