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Funny Brake Up Quotes & Sayings
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The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.
Bob Varsha
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CAUTION I BRAKE FOR HOOKERS
Unknown
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I brake for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES!
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BE BRAVE. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
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Take what you need and break out of this hospital scene. I'm running through a stop sign cuttin' out the brake lights.
The Ready Set
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
Steven Wright
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This double burden of disease is rapidly putting a serious brake on the development efforts of many countries.
Gro Harlem Brundtland
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When you forgive and still hold a grudge, it's like driving forward with your foot on the brake.
Unknown
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Man's great misfortune is that he has no organ, no kind of eyelid or brake, to mask or block a thought, or all thought, when he wants to.
Paul Valery
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In the decline of the day, near Kentucky river, as we ascended the brow of a small hill, a number of Indians rushed out of a thick cane-brake upon us, and made us prisoners.
Daniel Boone
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Driving with one foot on the accelerator and the other on the brake is likely to get you nowhere, but certainly will burn out vital parts of your car. Similarly, cutting taxes on the middle class, but increasing them on the 'rich' is likely to result in an economic burnout.
Terry Savage
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Man's great misfortune is that he has no organ, no kind of eyelid or brake, to mask or block a thought, or all thought, when he wants to
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Low self esteem is like a hand brake, preventing your forward movement in life and deprives you of your natural talent.
Dr Anil Kumar Sinha
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Today I say I'm done with this pain..with you. Letting you get the best of me, letting you control my feelings and letting you brake me down but when I see you all that goes away and I would do anything just for you to say I'm sorry will you give me another chance... For you to hold me in your arms and say be mine forever please. But in reality I know that day will never come and that's more pain then I've ever felt...
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Real confidence comes from knowing and accepting yourself. Consult your conscience, NOT popular opinion. The conscience is a brake, NOT a guide. Never go against your conscience. It knows.
Bernajoy Vaal
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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And David longed, and said, Oh that one would give me drink of the water of the well of Bethlehem, which is by the gate! And the three mighty men brake through the host of the Philistines, and drew water out of the well of Bethlehem, that was by the gate, and took it, and brought it to David: nevertheless he would not drink thereof, but poured it out unto the LORD.
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