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Funny Coffee Mornings Quotes & Sayings
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For I have known them all already, know them all -- have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons, I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
TS Eliot
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I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'
Jim Carrey
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Sorry Starbucks overcharged you for overpriced coffee beans.
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If we had s.., I'd buy you a coffee the next morning if the line wasn't too long at Starbucks.
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Coffee enhances my social phobias.
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Thanks for trying to explain why iced coffee is more expensive.
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Let's tell people we voted because of the worldwide financial meltdown rather than the free cup of Starbucks coffee.
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I'm crossing my fingers that you asked me on a coffee date because you're a sober alcoholic as opposed to unemployed.
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Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
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Your habit of drinking hot coffee during the heat wave has us worried you're trying to kill yourself.
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My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where my coworkers don't talk to me while I drink it.
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All I've had for breakfast is coffee and Plan B.
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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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I never worked in a coffee shop and I don't drink coffee, so I never thought I would become a coffee pusher on TV.
Scott Patterson
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As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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Starbucks goes to a great effort, and pays twice as much for its coffee as its competitors do, and is very careful to help coffee producers in developing countries grow coffee without pesticides and in ways that preserve forest structure.
Jared Diamond
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The mind of a woman: If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
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I'd like mornings better if they started later.
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So somebody told me that if I wasn't a coffee drinker yet, by the end of college I'd have to be, because a math major is so tough I would have to stay up very late. I was going to need coffee to do that. Well, merely because they said that, I never drank coffee in college, never got addicted to it, never needed it.
Danica McKellar
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