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Funny Couch Potato Quotes & Sayings
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I'm pretty much a couch potato.
Wentworth Miller
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I'm a couch potato. I love to stay in and just watch a DVD with the missus. Or we all go over to Louis's house and watch 'X Factor.'
Zayn Malik
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Cats are like potato chips. You can never have just one.
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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
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If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood.
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You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch...
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I dont really think we had any real revelation when we were a couple 14 and 15-year-old kids about the bands name. It was more just a name that was funny and suitable at the time. Its kind of like that friend who sleeps on your couch and just wont go away, who just hangs around forever.
Gym Class Heroes
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Usually I trundle about in trainers and baggy jeans, looking about as attractive as a potato.
Gail Porter
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Uh, I'm from the trap where the block'll pay you. Me and my ni... pass your ho like a hot potato.
2 Chainz
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My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.
Oprah Winfrey
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The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.
Thomas Overbury
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I read a fan bulletin board once, and somebody said I had a face like a potato, so I never went back on there.
Mary Lynn Rajskub
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A man who prides himself on his ancestry is like the potato plant, the best part of which is underground
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Somali is turning into a desert. Rwanda, you can hardly find a place to plant a potato, it's so crowded.
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Liberty Bell, if you put one more baco in that potato I am gonna kick your little monkey butt! -Mac MacGuff
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I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips.
Tyra Banks
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On the couch his ma and pa sitting missing eyes.
Boondox
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Looking very much forward to my couch and my cats.
Jay Baruchel
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It's unacceptable to just sit on the couch and say I'm not doing anything. You've got to get out and do everything you can.
Owen Hart
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