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Funny Dirty Picture Quotes & Sayings
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Rodney Dangerfield
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At what point to people get in their car and think 'I'm going to take a photo of myself for my profile picture!?'
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Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Charles M Schulz
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Shira: We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture.
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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
Bob Saget
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
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Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.... Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. Your mind will seek to develop the picture ... Do not build obstacles in your imagination ... Do not be awestruck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can
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Just dropped my last baby at a play date now I'm driving 1 hr to take my dog to school. Not funny something wrong with this picture.
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Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio
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My brother was torturous, I guess, but in a funny way. He used to say to me, 'I'm giving you a gag order,' then stuff his dirty underpants into my mouth. He used to drag me stark naked across the lawn, then hold me up by my ankles for the passing cars to see.
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Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on.
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When you first open Nialls wallet, the first thing you see is a picture of Justin Bieber and a picture of us.
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We ain't picture perfect but we worth the picture still. I got smart, I got rich, and I got bi...es still.
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Some exes don't get the picture that they will NEVER be back in the picture.
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Why? Because, it's a picture of yourself. Anyone can take a picture in a beautiful turtle neck with their hands crossed and whatever name they want. -Lonnie
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I remember when I was in school, they would ask, 'What are you going to be when you grow up?' and then you'd have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.
Gwen Stefani
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