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Funny Drunk Forecast Quotes & Sayings
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This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an a.. out of myself.
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If you have to forecast, forecast often.
Edgar R Fiedler
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Today's forecast calls for near record swamp ass.
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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The population forecast for the United States in 1970 is 170 million. The population forecast for Russia alone in 1970 is 251 million. The implications are clear.
Emanuel Celler
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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