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Funny Flu Cur Quotes & Sayings
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Having the flu should give you plenty of time to flesh out your conspiracy theories about flu shots.
Unknown
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With the absence of a flu vaccination last year, I did not take a flu shot; but there is still some immunity that carries over from year to year; but about every 30 years, there is a major change in the genetics of the flu virus.
Michael Burgess
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Get well soon to someone who thinks they have the flu but probably doesn't.
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Hope you recover from the flu shot.
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I feel bad for the flu if it has to spend time in my body.
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Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem.
Unknown
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George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
Unknown
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I hope your flu-induced hallucinations don't make you as rambling and incoherent as a Jodie Foster speech.
Unknown
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Honorable, adj.: Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, "the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur."
Ambrose Bierce
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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There is no bird flu in commercial stocks.
Michael E Mann
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Homey I'm just like you, this is what that grind do, look at me my movement is spreadin just like the swine flu.
Maino
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Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughedinto my mouth.
Louis CK
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You give me butterflies heart skipping one two. I know you're sick boy I wanna get the flu.
Unknown
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There we times when everybody in the house has the flu. You're cleaning up vomit and it's 2 in the morning, and you're wishing there was somebody else there to help you.
Meg Tilly
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Emily: I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.
The Devil Wears Prada
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ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of humor, the writer aims to produce in the reader's mind the dampest kind of dejection. The most famous English example begins somewhat like this: The cur foretells the knell of parting day; The loafing herd winds slowly o'er the lea; The wise man homeward plods; I only stay To fiddle-faddle in a minor key.
Ambrose Bierce
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The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it.
Thaksin Shinawatra
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We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.
Johnny Vegas
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I hope you don't get the flu this year so you can still use your sick days on hangovers.
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