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Funny Grown Child Quotes & Sayings
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One of the most obvious facts about grown-ups, to a child, is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child.
Randall Jarrell
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As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
Sam Ewing
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When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse Out of the corner of my eye. I turned to look but it was gone I cannot put my finger on it now The child is grown, The dream is gone. I have become comfortably numb.
Pink Floyd
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Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age The child is grown, and puts away childish things. Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies. Nobody that matters, that is.
Edna St Vincent Millay
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A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he needs to take care of his child.
Madea
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Child who's grown old.
Bonnie Raitt
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
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Congratulations to my little child who has finally grown up. You are a graduate now and mature enough to take responsibilities.
Unknown
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He's not a child but he's childlike, he's not a grown up, he's not a kid, maybe he sounds like an elf on helium, we'll play with it.
Tom Kenny
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My child-like creativity, purity and honesty is honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts.
Kanye West
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A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants.
Karl Kraus
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Fiction is to the grown man what play is to the child; it is there that he changes the atmosphere and tenor of his life.
Robert Louis Stevenson
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The child thinks of growing old as an almost obscene calamity, which for some mysterious reason will never happen to itself. All who have passed the age of thirty are joyless grotesques, endlessly fussing about things of no importance and staying alive without, so far as the child can see, having anything to live for. Only child life is real life.
George Orwell
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Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert.
Peter Griffin
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I'd have to think of something really creative and mind-fu..ing. Maybe if I adopted a child, like a foreign child, and carried it around and took it to work and took it to a Teen Vogue party. That'd be pretty funny.
Leven Rambin
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Beauty leads the full grown child. A rose among the thorns. Like a ray of sunshine, She comes, heaven in my arms.
Def Leppard
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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
Rowan Atkinson
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If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think. -Alice
Alice In Wonderland
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Diverting the internal traffic between the Writer as Angel of Light and the Writer as Hustler is that scribbling child in a grown-up body wondering if anybody is listening.
Herbert Gold
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