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I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It's like, What is he doing?
Lenny Kravitz
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With you paying out the a.. and Im talking half. Not some but half. No serious, half. Half of your soul. Half of your heart, you leaving behind.
Nas
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Facebook...... Half Social Network..... Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.
J Create
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I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and half listening.
Frankie Valli
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Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.
Lionel Barrymore
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I love you like President Obama loves to be more half black than half white.
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An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
Oscar Wilde
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We spend the first half of our lives trying to grow up and the other half trying to figure out how we got so old!
Nishan Panwar
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The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Clarence Darrow
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. -Bilbo
Lord Of The Rings
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
Florenz Ziegfeld
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I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty...you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.
JD Salinger
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Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
Gore Vidal
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
J R R Tolkien
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Many women cut back what had to be done at home by redefining what the house, the marriage and, sometimes, what the child needs. One woman described a fairly common pattern: I do my half. I do half of his half, and the rest doesn't get done.
Arlie Hochschild
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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You think you're a wit, and you're probably half right.
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There's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half, I don't want two of you around.
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Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.
Yogi Berra
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Our life is half natural and half technological. Half-and-half is good. You cannot deny that high-tech is progress. We need it for jobs. Yet if you make only high-tech, you make war. So we must have a strong human element to keep modesty and natural life.
Nam June Paik
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